Game Overview
WHATEVER is the top down isometric cargo ship drifting game. Inspired by true events, with a dash of comedy. Drifting the giant cargo ship through the tiny canal… How hard could it be?
Do you remember that one ship? Ever wondered how did it get stuck or how hard it is to actually pilot that thing through the canal? Well, me too!
WHATEVER is my attempt to answer these questions and satisfy my curiosity. You will shed tears and finally realize how amazing every cargo ship captain truly is. BECAUSE IT IS EXTREMELY HARD TO PILOT THAT !$@%!$# 200,000 TONNE CARGO SHIP WITH ITS EXTREME INERTIA THROUGH THE CANAL!
Your mission is simple. Drift the ship through various canals and deliver all the precious cargo loads before the company goes bankrupt.
The more you progress, the more challenges will come. Violent winds, captivating whirlpools, kaiju, UFO… you name it. All of these are sure to make you yell “WHATEVER!” at one point, or another ;]
Features:
- Seasickness-inducing inertia
- 200,000 tonnes of fun
- 9 narrow canals with 2 boss encounters (Yes, this game has bosses)
- Full controller support
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to WHATEVER” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i3
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX660
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
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