Game Overview
Dickland: Tower Defense is Tower Defense in Lowpoly 3D graphics. The main feature of the game is black humor and a visual environment, namely the world of penises. Here you have to build the economy and various defensive towers to resist hordes of enemies.
To do this, you can choose different strategies, such as abandoning the economy to quickly build defenses, building the entire map with simple but cheap towers, or building a few, but very strong and durable upgraded towers.
When the towers can’t cope with the hordes of genitals, or some one bespectacled ass was able to slip, then you can use various elemental super-attacks.
In the game you will find many different levels, both in terms of construction and visuals, from steppes and glaciers to real hell! You’ll also find yourself in a pleasant but sometimes tense atmosphere, with a cute soundtrack and surrounded by cocks of all shapes and sizes!
Good luck to you, prove to all the sagging and crooked that you are Alpha here!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Dickland: Tower Defense” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 7; 8; 10
- Processor: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU G530 @2.40 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 9600 GSO 512
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 2 GB available space
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