Dickland: Tower Defense Free Download


Game Overview

Dickland: Tower Defense is Tower Defense in Lowpoly 3D graphics. The main feature of the game is black humor and a visual environment, namely the world of penises. Here you have to build the economy and various defensive towers to resist hordes of enemies.

To do this, you can choose different strategies, such as abandoning the economy to quickly build defenses, building the entire map with simple but cheap towers, or building a few, but very strong and durable upgraded towers.

When the towers can’t cope with the hordes of genitals, or some one bespectacled ass was able to slip, then you can use various elemental super-attacks.

In the game you will find many different levels, both in terms of construction and visuals, from steppes and glaciers to real hell! You’ll also find yourself in a pleasant but sometimes tense atmosphere, with a cute soundtrack and surrounded by cocks of all shapes and sizes!

Good luck to you, prove to all the sagging and crooked that you are Alpha here!

Installation Instructions

  1. Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
  2. Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
  3. Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Dickland: Tower Defense” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
  4. Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
  5. Enjoy the game! Ensure you run it as an administrator to avoid any issues. If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.

Download Links

You can get the full version of this game from the links provided below. Running the game as an administrator is recommended for optimal performance and to avoid save issues.


Dickland: Tower Defense
Size: 424.06 MB

 

Easy Setup: Unless GOG specified, no installation is needed. If you encounter missing DLL errors, check for a _Redist or _CommonRedist folder. Install DirectX, Vcredist, and all other necessary programs from that folder to ensure the game runs smoothly.

Helpful Tips:

  • For more detailed instructions, refer to the HOW TO RUN GAME!!.txt file included.
  • Right-click the game’s executable file and choose “Run as administrator” if you experience issues saving your game.
  • Disable your antivirus before extracting the game to prevent it from deleting essential crack files.
  • Ensure your graphics card runs smoothly by updating your GPU drivers to the latest version. This can significantly enhance game performance and compatibility.

Need More Help? Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.

System Requirements

  • OS: Windows 7; 8; 10
  • Processor: Intel(R) Celeron(R) CPU G530 @2.40 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 9600 GSO 512
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 2 GB available space

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