Game Overview
KoboldKare is a multiplayer farming simulator, but instead of making produce you’re making naked Kobolds! It’s an FPS where there is bhopping, surfing, trimping, and also sex. Grow your farm by making Kobolds, doing services, and selling product. Improve your farm, buy lewd equipment, and interact with the town denizens. KoboldKare is a DRM-free early-access game made for Windows, Mac, and Linux computers with the following features:
- A Quake/CS:S movement inspired movement system. Bunnyhop and trimp off of rocks for maximum height, speed-forage the forest with record time.
- A basic chemical system that lets you mix basic chems and feed them to Kobolds.
- You can grow only one type of Kobold, but they’re capable of being either sex with random stats and proportions!
- There’s a forest that spawns fruit each day, grab them before dawn before they respawn!
- You can sell both Kobolds, eggs, and produce for cash!
- Play with an extremely detailed sex penetration system, which includes deformations/knot forces/strands…
- You can visit several stores in the city which is where you can buy supplies for your farm. Things like machines, eggs, buckets, or pouches to upgrade your grab limit.
- Working multiplayer! Manage a farm with your friends, or have sex with 8-16 other players online!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to KoboldKare” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows
- Processor: AMD 5 2500/Intel i5-7200
- Graphics: GeForce 940MX
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 2 GB available space
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