Game Overview
Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game. Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage. Frequently Asked Questions: Q: Okay… So, what do I get? A: A fine dating simulator with the possibility of getting a real massage from your gamepad controller! Q: Can I play this game without a controller? A: Yes, but you will feel alone. Q: What’s up with the massage and the controller? A: We programmed various vibration patterns… depending on the date´s personality. Q: Interesting… How do I play it? A: During a date, you select the best flirting lines to conquer the girl you are dating. Q: Will I be able to conquer my crush after playing this game? A: Mayyyybe? Results may vary… What the heck, if it helps, then we’ll take full credit! Q: Which controllers does the game support? A: Steam controller, Dualshock 4 and Xbox Controller… and we like them all!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Mr. Massagy” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10… was Windows 9 a thing?
- Processor: As long as it’s not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster.
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: At least 128MB of video memory.
- Storage: 150 MB available space
- Additional Notes: *Take it easy with the controller, we don’t need more proctologist stories…
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