Mr. Massagy Free Download

Game Overview

Everybody is someone like Johnny deep inside! So walk on his shoes and get back into the speed-dating game. Use your Linger app to choose from 9 elegible bachelorettes and get the ultimate reward: A well-earned controller rumble massage.

Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Okay… So, what do I get?
A: A fine dating simulator with the possibility of getting a real massage from your gamepad controller!

Q: Can I play this game without a controller?
A: Yes, but you will feel alone.

Q: What’s up with the massage and the controller?
A: We programmed various vibration patterns… depending on the date´s personality.

Q: Interesting… How do I play it?
A: During a date, you select the best flirting lines to conquer the girl you are dating.

Q: Will I be able to conquer my crush after playing this game?
A: Mayyyybe? Results may vary… What the heck, if it helps, then we’ll take full credit!

Q: Which controllers does the game support?
A: Steam controller, Dualshock 4 and Xbox Controller… and we like them all!

Installation Instructions

  1. Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
  2. Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
  3. Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Mr. Massagy Free Download” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
  4. Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
  5. Enjoy the game! Ensure you run it as an administrator to avoid any issues. If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.

Download Links

You can get the full version of this game from the links provided below. Running the game as an administrator is recommended for optimal performance and to avoid save issues.


Mr. Massagy
Size: 140.46 MB

Easy Setup: Unless GOG specified, no installation is needed. If you encounter missing DLL errors, check for a _Redist or _CommonRedist folder. Install DirectX, Vcredist, and all other necessary programs from that folder to ensure the game runs smoothly.

Helpful Tips:

  • For more detailed instructions, refer to the HOW TO RUN GAME!!.txt file included.
  • Right-click the game’s executable file and choose “Run as administrator” if you experience issues saving your game.
  • Disable your antivirus before extracting the game to prevent it from deleting essential crack files.
  • Ensure your graphics card runs smoothly by updating your GPU drivers to the latest version. This can significantly enhance game performance and compatibility.

Need More Help? Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.

System Requirements

  • OS: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10… was Windows 9 a thing?
  • Processor: As long as it’s not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster.
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: At least 128MB of video memory.
  • Storage: 150 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: *Take it easy with the controller, we don’t need more proctologist stories…

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