Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening Free Download (v0.91)


Game Overview

You, Carl Bungus, once lived a happy, content life of guzzling energy drinks and slamming pizza pops, wasting away on your couch in your disgusting, roach-infested apartment. That was, until they took you.

As part of a human enhancement project, a covert unnamed division of the US military began their trials, on you, subject 21. They cut, and injected, and drained, and spliced, granting you unexpected new abilities. Gross abilities. But, no normal human could survive the kind of physical trauma that you have undergone. In fact, your butt is the only thing that even works on you anymore.

Realizing that you won’t make it out of this alive, you resolve to make them pay for what they’ve done to you. You will use your powers against them. Take them all out. Every. Last. One. This project needs to be shut down for good, and you are the only one who can.

  • Compete for global leaderboard dominance
  • Pick from 15 weird and gross abilities to attack and defend
  • Control time, itself, to get the upper hand
  • Gain power with each wave of enemies, and plan which abilities to unlock for maximum survival
  • Grow nipple cannons to shoot your enemies dead

Installation Instructions

  1. Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
  2. Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
  3. Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
  4. Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
  5. Enjoy the game! Ensure you run it as an administrator to avoid any issues. If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.

Download Links

You can get the full version of this game from the links provided below. Running the game as an administrator is recommended for optimal performance and to avoid save issues.


Captain Diarrhea and the Shartening (v0.91)
Size: 158.15 MB

 

Easy Setup: Unless GOG specified, no installation is needed. If you encounter missing DLL errors, check for a _Redist or _CommonRedist folder. Install DirectX, Vcredist, and all other necessary programs from that folder to ensure the game runs smoothly.

Helpful Tips:

  • For more detailed instructions, refer to the HOW TO RUN GAME!!.txt file included.
  • Right-click the game’s executable file and choose “Run as administrator” if you experience issues saving your game.
  • Disable your antivirus before extracting the game to prevent it from deleting essential crack files.
  • Ensure your graphics card runs smoothly by updating your GPU drivers to the latest version. This can significantly enhance game performance and compatibility.

Need More Help? Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.

System Requirements

  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E8400
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 6200
  • Storage: 200 MB available space

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