Game Overview
Toddlers can be friends, or food. The humongous clown-demon Toodles has escaped from his poorly constructed cage, so foolish villagers summon the mighty Player to protect them. They’re gonna regret that. Gifted with the magical ability to throw stuff, the Player will use any resource available to defeat their bloated nemesis. Sacrifice villagers, transform and consume cute wildlife, do whatever it takes to survive until you have enough strength to bring down the clown. Balls will be your primary tools, and can be used to craft allies to fight for you. You will need to build an army before taking on Toodles. For starters, try different balls on the toddlers. This puzzle has many pieces that can be put together in different combinations. Experiment with transformations and through curiosity you can discover multiple strategies for victory.
- Evolve toddlers into mutant followers to fight teddy bears.
- Protect your ugly baby army with layers of poop armor.
- Encourage extra growth by feeding them licorice allsorts.
- Twisters will randomly transform them, for good or bad.
- Toddlers can also be converted into yummy food or milk.
- Mice can be converted into stuffed animals to reduce fear.
- Rubber ducks are raw material to make additional balls.
- Knock off villager heads then upgrade them into guards.
- Arm now-braver villagers with powerful plasma swords.
- Capture flying unicorns and bats inside floating bubbles.
- Reshape gummy bear corpses into strange new friends.
- Hunt nightmares to upgrade your army into monsters.
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Toodles & Toddlers” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i7 / AMD Ryzan 7
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GTX 1080 / Radeon RX 580
- Storage: 5 GB available space
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