Game Overview
Nika has just finished the first phase of her plan to destroy everything that isn’t cool: the construction of a combat mecha called MechaNika. There’s no time to lose, so join forces with her, get your hands on MechaNika’s controls and demolish the entire planet. You have to put an end to history books, planned obsolescence, kitschy dresses, never-ending sagas of boring video games and pea soup. And if there’s someone in the world that hates vegetables more than Nika, it’s her friend Agatha, the insomniac butcher and prophetess of Carnivorism that loves animals and their succulent meat in equal measure. That’s why, when she learns of the objectives of Nika’s plan, she doesn’t hesitate to join the mission of destruction alongside the Great Bleeding Pig, god of Carnivorism, to subdue any grass-eating, non-believers that get in the way. But watch out, because along the way you’ll realise that Nika and Agatha are not the only ones that have a plan to change the world, and not everything’s as simple as it might have seemed at the start. You’ll have to make some tough and irreversible decisions to achieve your objectives, or renounce them.
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Colossus Down” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! Ensure you run it as an administrator to avoid any issues. If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
You can get the full version of this game from the links provided below. Running the game as an administrator is recommended for optimal performance and to avoid save issues.
Easy Setup: Unless GOG specified, no installation is needed. If you encounter missing DLL errors, check for a _Redist
or _CommonRedist
folder. Install DirectX, Vcredist, and all other necessary programs from that folder to ensure the game runs smoothly.
Helpful Tips:
- For more detailed instructions, refer to the
HOW TO RUN GAME!!.txt
file included. - Right-click the game’s executable file and choose “Run as administrator” if you experience issues saving your game.
- Disable your antivirus before extracting the game to prevent it from deleting essential crack files.
- Ensure your graphics card runs smoothly by updating your GPU drivers to the latest version. This can significantly enhance game performance and compatibility.
Need More Help? Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Storage: 3 GB available space