Game Overview
Nowhere Patrol is a boss rush game with bullet hell and platforming elements. Inspired by classic action arcade games with its steep difficulty curve and non-stop action. The game is a true boss rush. Expect nothing but boss battles, and lots of deaths. In this story you follow the members of Nowhere Patrol as they exterminate monsters in a castle. The monsters were awakened by something strange, and that something isn’t too friendly. Neither are the creatures in your way.
Features
- 10+ Boss battles
- Unlockable content
- A selection of different ranged attacks
- Extra battles for skilled players
- Ranks and Leaderboards
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Nowhere Patrol” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 7 or later
- Processor: 2GHz
- Memory: 256 MB RAM
- Graphics: OpenGL 3.1
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Sound Card: Any
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