Game Overview
Kiane is fresh out of college and has just landed the job of her dreams: secretary for billionaire tech CEO, Mr. Arimnaes. Wealthy, suave, and a carbon-based life form, Mr. Arimnaes checks all the boxes for the perfect boyfriend. Can Kiane meet his high standards and win his heart, or will she become his next victim? Wait hold on… I wasn’t supposed to spoil the fact he’s a serial killer where is the delete key. Pizza Game is a comedy dating sim for people of all types. With six (seven? idk I’m just an intern) different love interests, you’re destined to meet your perfect match. Nice guy! Rude guy! Girl! It’s all there! Work as a secretary, take night classes, or get a job as a pizza waitress while uncovering the town’s sinister secrets. With the help of her sassy thought bubble, Inner Me, there’s nothing Kiane can’t accomplish. Pizza Game clocks in at around 185k words, most of which are bad, and features over two dozen characters, most of which are bad. Play through 6 romance routes, including 4 GxB and 2 GxG, as well as a True Route where the edgy stuff happens!
- It’s a visual novel, so there isn’t any!
- Click to advance the dialogue!
- Adjust the volume!
- Make choices that affect Kiane’s relationships!
- Unlock music room tracks and character menu announcer voices after every route!
- Snap photos with Kiane’s disposable camera to unlock easter eggs or change the course of the story!
- QTEs, personality quizzes, investigations, plus a stealth game segment(?)!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Pizza Game” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9.0c or OpenGL 2.0 compatible card
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 300 MB available space
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