Game Overview
GOD DAMN THE GARDEN challenges you to face the trial of Skeleton Bastard, which tests whether or not you’re worthy of becoming the next king of Badass Heaven. In a vast underworld, find a way to escape from the mysterious depths of God Damns World by fighting your way past aggressive creatures.
Obtain ammunition from plants to grow yourself stronger, and find the ultimate weapon to help you ascend from the depths.
Obtain ammunition from plants to grow yourself stronger, and find the ultimate weapon to help you ascend from the depths.
Features:
- Fast-paced shooting action against cursed looking animals
- Badass boss fights with cool original soundtrack
- Really dumb dialogue
- Explore the mysterious depths of God Damns World
- Capybaras
- Cool gore
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to God Damn The Garden” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 7
- Processor: 1.0 GHz
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GT 630M
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible sound card
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