Game Overview
I complained on the internet, and someone told me to go touch some grass. I went outside, but the graphics were terrible, and way too bright. So I went back inside and made this game. Now I can touch grass whenever I want, and if people tell me to go touch grass, I can prove that I already did – because I have an achievement that says so.
KEY FEATURES
- Prove You Touched Grass – Now, when someone tells you to go touch some grass, you can prove to them that you did. You have an achievement that says so, and now they are essentially *required* to listen to you.
- Give the Gift of Touching Grass – Is someone complaining about ridiculous stuff on the internet? Are they making crazy statements because of a video game? Are basic concepts a little too difficult for them to comprehend? Maybe they need the gift of touching some grass. Grab an extra copy for them, and show that you care.
- Realistic Grass-Touching Experience – Grass reacts to every pat and stroke, flattening under the pressure of your hand. Glorious visuals pair with dynamic audio feedback to provide the ultimate grass-touching experience.
- Pro Mode – Press “P” in-game to toggle “Pro Mode”! Great for streaming! Your viewers will *wish* they were touching some grass! POGGERS!
- Leaderboards – Think you have what it takes to be a grass touching champion? Find out how you compare with players from around the world, using our hyper-competitive leaderboard! Only the strongest survive!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Touch Some Grass” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: x64 architecture with SSE2 instruction set support
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: DX11 capable Intel and AMD GPUs
- DirectX: Version 11
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 200 MB available space
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