Game Overview
You don’t have a wife, you’re well over forty, your worldview is firmly formed, but there is no happiness in your life? Don’t worry, you just need to remember your Skoofuslugi password, and in a few clicks you can get your rightful alt girl!
Immersive first-person skoof simulator in a visual novella format, cobbled together within one month – it’s the best you can get in this genre with this amount of money. Okay, you can find better things. You’re right. By the way, what’s “immersive”?
SKOOF – In Russian contemporary slang, the word means a kind of nasty man about 30-50 years old, looking older than he actually is, due to bad physical condition, obesity, baldness, smoking, bad job, ugly wife and three kids etc. (Urban Dictionary)
ALTOOSHKA – literally means alt girl, but in more Russian way. Alt girls are supposed to be girls that wear alternative fashion (goth, emo, etc.), listen to non-mainstream music, and are usually left winged.
Game features:
- It’s the first game about skoofs and alt girls.
- Feel like a forty year old unmarried man, overweight and lacking hair.
- It’s a unique experience and a short but high-quality immersion.
- The authors of the game are comic book writer Vitaliy Terletski and viral anime videos creator RIKANI.
- The composer is Nikita Kryukov (‘Milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk’).
- Three alt girl to choose from, almost to everyone’s taste.
- The inner voice of the main character is dubbed by Prophet Sunboy (a real one).
- A diverse choice system which doesn’t make much difference in the end.
- At least 5 (five) different endings.
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to An Alt Girl for Skoof” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10+
- Processor: 1.8GHz Dual-Core CPU
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated graphics
- Storage: 700 MB available space
- Sound Card:
- VR Support:
- Additional Notes:
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