Game Overview
The most realistic simulator of life of ancient Russ during the war with lizards! A historical saga of the greatness of our ancestors, bravely fighting the green plague outnumbering them! Destroy the lizards, get experience to study the secret techniques of the ancient Russ and bring their bodies to the gods, receiving blessings.
Features of life of ancient Russ:
- The skills tree, allowing to learn secret techniques of ancient Russ, such as Slavic clamp with eggs, Slavic shot of the chest, Slavic fire with buns, GOYDA! So far, 26 secret techniques have been discovered from the oldest birch bark manuscripts
- The greatest feats of ancient Russ in times of the first Russ-Lizards war are transferred to this game that each Russ could take part in these great battles! Cut out lizards under Baikalsk, break through a great Slavic cauldron under Tyva, protect a great trading way in South African Russia, win lizards in Peleduisky beating and in many other significant for our people battles
- Kill lizards in the name of the gods and sacrifice their bodies, in exchange for blessings! Feel the power of Baikal water, be filled with the power of lightning Perun, get at least 4 ancient Slavic education, tame the allies of the ancient Russ – dinosaurs and not only
- Warrior power of ancient Russ depicted in full, lizards long tried to hide the true power of our ancestors, but now the truth came out, the ancient Russ could alone overpower legions of Herods, fertilize a hundred virgins overnight, and about their lightest training were legends.
- The game does not use lizard pseudoscience – math, all calculations are performed in accordance with the rules of counting ancient Russ!
- All code of game is written on orthodox B††, based on streams of Baikal, references of Siberian and indexes of the road
- All events of the game are historically accurate, the sources used were scientific studies of the great thinkers of our time – Yuri Stepanovich Rybnikov, Alexei Sergeevich Bagirov, and the creators of the new textbook on the history of the Russian Federation.
- 100% Russian voiceover, created by real historical voices
- Fonk from the battlefields, under which our ancestors destroyed the lizards
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Ancient Russian Life Simulator” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redist
or_CommonRedist
folder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7/8/10
- Processor: Intel Core i3
- Memory: 2048 MB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 820m
- Storage: 1 GB available space