Game Overview
Developer’s Note: The game DOES NOT contain any STOLEN assets whatsoever, each of the game’s assets is explicitly created and ONLY for this game. Please don’t spread any misinformation without checking the game. I’ve dedicated almost 9 months to the game’s 12,600+ assets and 10,000+ lines of code and spent at least 2,000+ hours of my life on this project, so please check my game first. Thank you so much for your support!
Anomalous Coffee Machine is a unique visual novel interactive simulation style game where you encounter a mysterious girl that, for unknown reasons, asks you to use and explore her mysterious and seemingly anomalous coffee vending machine! Of course, as the name implies, it’s no ordinary vending machine. Instead, the coffee machine can dispense any cup of liquid, whether it’s possible or impossible.
Try a cup of saliva? Sure. Try a cup of coffee? Well, of course. Try a cup of blood? Sure, no problem. Try a cup of universe? Do you think it wouldn’t work? Well, sure. Try a cup of death? Dare. Any cup is possible.
You do not have any particular goals for the Anomalous Coffee Machine. All you have to do is type in all the words that you can think of and see if the machine currently has it. Depending on the supported keywords, effects, and events may occur. I won’t spoil this game, so just figure it out. Just know that the game is simple. Type a word, then let her drink. Or you drink. Whatever. Shit happens. Good or bad shit, but shit will happen. Goodluck! Can you find all the keywords currently in the game?
FEATURES:
- 700+ words to discover
- 600+ transformations
- 200+ animated scenes (w/ nsfw)
- 100,000+ words of dialogues
- 100+ unique cup art
- Custom Modding support
- Tons of secrets and easter eggs
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Anomalous Coffee Machine” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Support for OpenGL 2.1
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Storage: 2 GB available space
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