Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition Free Download

Game Overview

Prepare for an intergalactic showdown like never before in Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition, the ultimate multiplayer party game that pits friends and family against one another in a fast-paced cosmic brawl. Dash to victory in a multitude of fully customizable battle modes. Customize matches and unleash chaos with a fully loaded arsenal of lethal weaponry, including an impressive selection of firearms, rockets, lasers, and melee blades.

With each weapon collected, your blob’s girth increases along with your destructive power! Although becoming a massive blob also provides you with a bigger health bar, you suffer a significant loss in speed and agility. Smaller blobs can more easily dodge bullets and evade attacks plus their supercharged Dash Attack has a much longer range. Less is more!

Team up and throw down in a variety of high-energy sports minigames including Blob Soccer, Dodgeball, and Football!


  • Keep the party going with 9 Unique Game Modes
  • Become Unblobable with 16 Lethal Weapons
  • Spice up matches with 6 Special Item Crates
  • Dash across the galaxy in 16 Different Levels
  • Earn 21 Unlockable Bonuses, from weapons to game modes
  • Challenge friends or take on AI opponents with 5 CPU Difficulty Levels
  • Jam out to 21 Tasty Tracks from 8 incredible artists on the A&G OST

Installation Instructions

  1. Click the green button below to be redirected to
  2. Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
  3. Once the download is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
  4. Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
  5. Enjoy the game! Ensure you run it as an administrator to avoid any issues. If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.

Download Links

You can download the full version of this game from the links provided below. Running the game as an administrator is recommended for optimal performance and to avoid save issues.

Armed and Gelatinous: Couch Edition
Size: 844.97 MB


NOTICE:  This game is already pre-installed for you, meaning you don’t have to install it. If you get any missing dll errors, make sure to look for a _Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install directx, vcredist and all other programs in that folder. You need these programs for the game to run. Look for a ‘HOW TO RUN GAME!!.txt’ file for more help. Also, be sure to right click the exe and always select “Run as administrator” if you’re having problems saving the game. Always disable your anti virus before extracting the game to prevent it from deleting the crack files. If you need additional help, click here

System Requirements

  • OS *: Windows 7 or later
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Pretty much any 3D graphics card
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: Made with Unity