Game Overview
My name is Captain Mittens. I’ve received the distress signal from Mars research facility… Help me to survive and find out what is happened here?
There no controls description in game, so here you go:
- MUT-O-HONEY: Mysterious substance i met at Mars facilities. It allow me to improve my body and mind.
- CONDENSED MILK: No less mysterious stuff. Restores health and has a damn good taste!
- BOOSTER: It is clear from the title. Slightly speeds up the speed of movement, and greatly accelerates the fire rate. A Life saver in some situations.
- INVULNERABILITY: Gives invulnerability for 10 seconds. A very dangerous thing, in the hands of an gambler 😉
- BROKEN QUAD: Despite the fact that the quad is broken, it still multiplies your damage by 4 times.
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to ARMORED KITTEN” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redist
or_CommonRedist
folder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Core2Duo
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: GeForce GT220
- Storage: 144 MB available space