Game Overview
You thought it would be fun to break into a nearby museum and root through the artifacts stored there. Little did you know that a dusty chest in the basement imprisoned the evil CHOP GOBLINS. Now they’re loose, wrecking bladed havok on the world once again. It’s up to you to chase them through the city and across space and time, in a bespoke FPS campaign spanning the modern day, 1800’s Transylvania, ancient Greece, and the not too distant future. And you can finish it in about 30 minutes! Chop Goblins is a “microshooter”: An FPS designed to be completed in a single sitting, without sacrificing depth, variety, or creativity in its gameplay and level design. It’s a game you can play for less than an hour, or replay for many hours. Need something to distract you from work, boredom, or grinding in other games? Take a Chop Goblins Break, with a fun and satisfying FPS campaign that only takes one sitting to fully experience. FEATURES:
- A short but densely packed campaign, designed to be all killer and no filler
- 5 levels set in different time periods
- 5 satisfying and unique weapons, from an antique flintlock to the Mk. II Impaler “Vlad” automatic stake gun
- An assortment of different enemies and minibosses
- Leaderboards, achievements, and secrets, for those seeking replayability
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Chop Goblins” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! Ensure you run it as an administrator to avoid any issues. If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
You can get the full version of this game from the links provided below. Running the game as an administrator is recommended for optimal performance and to avoid save issues.
Chop Goblins (v1.41a)
Size: 714.58 MB
Easy Setup: Unless GOG specified, no installation is needed. If you encounter missing DLL errors, check for a _Redist
or _CommonRedist
folder. Install DirectX, Vcredist, and all other necessary programs from that folder to ensure the game runs smoothly.
Helpful Tips:
- For more detailed instructions, refer to the
HOW TO RUN GAME!!.txt
file included. - Right-click the game’s executable file and choose “Run as administrator” if you experience issues saving your game.
- Disable your antivirus before extracting the game to prevent it from deleting essential crack files.
- Ensure your graphics card runs smoothly by updating your GPU drivers to the latest version. This can significantly enhance game performance and compatibility.
Need More Help? Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 7 (SP1+), Windows 10 and Windows 11
- Processor: x86, x64 architecture with instruction set support.
- Graphics: DX10, DX11, DX12 capable.
- DirectX: Version 10
- Sound Card: Built in