Game Overview
When enormous, size-morphing vixens begin attacking planets throughout the galaxy, only one man is able to stand against them and put things right- a pizza guy with a pilot’s license: Captain Firehawk. He must rely on his wits, reflexes, and retro gaming skills in order to take down these dastardly damsels and save the day!
Featuring visual novel story segments with animated character sprites- story and gameplay go hand in hand to create the ultimate analog arcade experience for the modern era!
- Retro Love Letter: PC-98 inspired graphics with 21st century sensibilities!
- Hot Anime Girls: Meet and befriend a colorful cast of sexy ladies!
- Nudity & Clothing Destruction: Shoot ’em up to strip them down!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation (Uncensored)” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redist
or_CommonRedist
folder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS *: Windows 7 and Newer
- Processor: Core I3 7th Generation
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics