Game Overview
Butchers Don’t Surf! will drive you crazy, but it will also have a lot of fun! In each match, launch the character from a cannon and try to go as far as possible in three rounds. Earn enough money and visit the store. Buy new cannons, equipment and weapons. Start a new match and try to get around the world! In addition, reach goals, complude the trials, earn medals, complete the missions. Play 100% of the game and earn the respect of the Butchers Don’t Surf community!
A strange object from space is causing chaos wherever it goes. Land vehicles start to move by themselves and cause roadkill on the roads. Planes, helicopters and other aircraft also begin to fly on their own. Meanwhile, wild animals are invading the cities and attacking the population. On a farm in the Alps, pigs gain intelligence and start taking up arms. The owner of the farm is surrendered. The swines spot a monolith in the sky and plan to capture it. However, to reach it, it will be necessary to cross the aerial chaos. They get a cannon and launch the farmer, who is a retired Human cannonball, towards the object. They start training him to complete several missions.
When starting the first match, all you can do is launch the character from a catapult. In three rounds, try to reach the goal of 500 meters. Then go to the store and buy a trampoline. Start a new match and attempt 750 meters. Go back and buy a fan. Now get 1000 meters. Watch out for flying objects. Buy a gun or a belt that fires disintegration ray to get rid of the birds and planes. Also collect coins with the magnetic belt.
After purchasing the trampoline, a trial will be available on the medal board. Start the challenge, launch the character from a catapult and use the springboard to hit the target on the ground. Acquiring new equipment, cannons and guns, and increasing the record in matches, new evidence will appear. In total, there are 84 medals to be won.
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to Butchers Don't Surf!” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 ou AMD Ryzen 5 2600
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1070 ou AMD RX VEGA 56
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 6 GB available space
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