Game Overview
Unlock, construct, modify and upgrade a variety of specialized turrets and structures. Rain down destruction from afar with Mortars and Sniper Turrets. Wall-up the battlefield into a meat grinding maze. Splatter creeps into paste with Pounders and Shotgun Turrets. Go on the defensive with Boosters and Hexers to slow creeps to a crawl. Fry your enemies with Lasers, Flame Turbines, and more!
Forget everything you know about tower defense. Here, creeps are forged to mess with your preconceptions. Build long hallways? Porters will teleport across them instantly, right past your beautiful turrets! Build nice choke points? Fusers will combine into super creeps of overwhelming power! Encounter creeps with cloaking devices, adaptive armor, bubble shields, and creeps that make more creeps! Watch Suicide Boomers and Brutes trash your turrets, and reduce your fortress to ruin.
Enter a bizarre and mysterious realm, littered with shattered planets, stitched together with bridges and platforms into mind bending shapes. Fight creeps from above, below, on the walls, or even on the ceiling! Gravity is only a suggestion.
Every bullet, bomb, beam, and blaster is fully simulated in the third dimension! Turrets need line-of-sight to fire, so down in front! Mortars carelessly lob shells across huge distances. Shotgun turrets splatter bullets everywhere, sometimes hitting the intended target. Sniper turrets shamelessly camp from afar, racking up head-shots. Black Hole Bombs do … what black holes do.
If you’re feeling cocky, you can speed up the spawn rate by rushing waves. Rushed creeps award you with more resources you can use to build more turrets and rush more creeps! Just be careful with your greed finger. If the creep swarm gets too overpopulated, they will mutate into evolved forms and ruin your day.
You may be a disembodied brain, but that is no excuse to be lazy. You are essentially a moving super turret! Strategically reposition yourself at any time. Upgrade yourself and your personal weapons. Call down devastating special abilities like the Genocide Air Strike, or the Vortex Bomb to vacuum up creeps. Tend to your glorious death maze by repairing, tuning, and min-maxing your turrets.
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to No Creeps Were Harmed TD” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7/8/10
- Processor: 3 GHz Dual Core Processor
- Graphics: GeForce GTX 660, Radeon R7 370 or equivalent with 2 GB of video RAM
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 1 GB available space
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