Game Overview
A group of non-adventurers is the last hope in defending the castle in this chaotic co-op tower defense game with roguelike features. With up to 4 players, your party must organize the castle, work as a team to craft ammo, and shoot at enemies to protect your kingdom! Use the power of teamwork to prosper through 15 rounds against hordes of brute invaders by preparing the castle stations, reinforcing your defenses each day and choosing the best curveballs for each scenario. As you journey through this medieval realm, recruit more Non-Heroes to your ragtag band of castle defenders, including familiar faces like the Jester and the Princess, and non-heroic newcomers like the Alchemist and the Doctor. Just because you’re not a hero doesn’t mean that you can’t save the day! Protect three different kingdoms with each their own mechanics, enemies, and quirks. Defend your typical medieval kingdom Noobland, the freezing lands of Trollmeria and the castles overrun by ever-growing mushrooms at Fungaria. Play in 30 different castles, separated between easy, normal and hard difficulties. Select the kingdom and choose your weapon from cannons, slingshots and even a baby dragon ready to set hordes of enemies on fire!
Installation Instructions
- Click the green button below to be redirected to UploadHaven.com.
- Wait 15 seconds, then click on the “free download” button. Allow the file transfer to complete (note that speeds may be slower with the free plan; upgrading to UploadHaven Pro will increase speeds).
- Once the transfer is complete, right-click the .zip file and select “Extract to No Heroes Here 2” (To do this you must have 7-Zip, which you can get here).
- Open the folder that you just extracted and run the game as administrator.
- Enjoy the game! If you encounter any missing DLL errors, check the Redist or _CommonRedist folder and install all necessary programs.
Download Links
Download the full version of the game using the links below.
🛠 Easy Setup Guide
- Check for missing DLL files: Navigate to the
_Redistor_CommonRedistfolder in the game directory and install DirectX, Vcredist, and other dependencies. - Use 7-Zip to extract files: If you receive a “file corrupted” error, re-download and extract again.
- Run as Administrator: Right-click the game’s executable file and select “Run as Administrator” to avoid save issues.
💡 Helpful Tips
- Need installation help? Read our full FAQ & Troubleshooting Guide.
- Antivirus False Positives: Temporarily pause your antivirus software during extraction to prevent it from mistakenly blocking game files.
- Update GPU Drivers: For better performance, update your NVIDIA drivers or AMD drivers.
- Game won’t launch? Try compatibility mode or install missing DirectX updates.
- Still getting errors? Some games require updated Visual C++ Redistributables. Download the All-in-One VC Redist Package and install all versions.
❓ Need More Help?
Visit our FAQ page for solutions to frequently asked questions and common issues.
System Requirements
- OS: Windows 10+
- Processor: Intel i3-2100 / AMD A8-5600k
- Graphics: Nvidia GeForce GTX 630 / Radeon HD 6570
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 3 GB available space
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